Midwest Dive Bar Tee

Your body isn’t a temple—it’s a well-loved, dimly lit, questionably sticky Midwest dive bar, and that’s exactly how you like it. Sacred spaces are cool and all, but can they offer $2 beer specials, a jukebox full of classics, and a bartender who knows your order before you even sit down? Didn’t think so.

This exclusive The Jaunty Lady design is made for the ones who prefer their floors a little scuffed, their drinks a little strong, and their nights a little unpredictable. Soft, breathable, and printed with eco-friendly water-based inks, this tee is as easygoing as your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar.

Made to order just for you! Please allow 2-3 weeks for production and shipping. Need it sooner? Just reach out, and I'll do my best to make it happen.

Key Features:

🍺 Exclusive to The Jaunty Lady—because no one gets your sense of humor like we do!
🍺 Made for good times—perfect for bar nights, bonfires, and brunches that last all day
🍺 Relaxed fit & soft feel for effortless comfort
🍺 Printed with water-based inks for breathability and a vintage-style finish
🍺 Sustainably & ethically made with responsibly sourced materials
🍺 Available in multiple colors & sizes (S-4XL)

Material & Details:

💛 Fabric: 6.1 oz., 100% ring-spun USA cotton
💛 Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk for a soft, lived-in feel
💛 Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder for added durability
💛 Set-in sleeves & 1" ribbed collar for a classic, structured fit
💛 Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for longevity

Sustainability Matters!

🌱 Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
🌱 Comfort Colors® uses 50% less water than traditional dye processes
🌱 Manufactured with responsible water & energy use
🌱 Supports education, the environment & humanitarian aid through Gildan’s Community Investment Program

Tee Size Chart (in inches):